Mike Lazar had a fun two weeks here on the Expert Answer Center in August. I know he did because he told me over dinner (see his Aug. 5 post). And, to be honest, I think he played with us all -- just a bit. So let's play back, shall we?

As you may have noticed, Mike took the titles of his blog entries from movies. Somehow each of the titles makes perfect sense when you read the corresponding entry. I thought we'd make a contest out of it -- the person who matches up the most quotations with the correct movie wins a free copy of Exam Cram 2: Lotus Notes and Domino 6 System Administrator by Tony Aveyard and Karen Fishwick. The book is designed for those who have proven experience with Notes client and Domino server and are now ready to take the three exams required to become an IBM Certified Professional.

Mike told me to tell you that his quotations may not be exactly correct, word for word. But the guy's got a pretty good memory, so I think they're probably awfully close to being right. In the event of a tie in this contest, I'll pick a name out of a hat, virtually speaking.

If you want to go the extra mile (and maybe avoid a tie-breaker or endear yourself to me in case I do have to pick a name), name the actor who uttered the quote and/or their character's name.

To make things easier for you, you can copy and paste the following list into your .

And only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about.

Well, folks it's time to call it a night...You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Tommy! You went over the cliff! Airbags...And the car was on fire! Sprinklers in the back.

I don't remember your name, but your...fez...is familiar

What do we have? We've got ourselves one heavily armored recreational vehicle!

Look! It's here! And it's real!...OK¡­So, now what do we do?

I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday as well¡­uh¡­yeah¡­

It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in¡­

Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more.

You say Elvis is dead? Not true, he just went to his home planet¡­

What do you think of this jacket? Puh-leaz. That is so five minutes ago...

Happy guessing, Domino fans!

-- Dana